February 2010
146 posts
January 2010
188 posts
Devon
Dont do it man you got two strikes remember what your parole officer said !!!!
its not worth it mannnnnnn
xD lets make some “empanadas” then play some cod and call it a day lmao
i lost my phone in my house
its on vibrate and on low battery ahhhhhhhhhhh
i cant sleep cause i passed out on my couch earlier and im on nyquil >.<
good greif
im sick =/
someone entertain me and me some soup ? pweas ?
predisposed to perpetual sickness i refuse to let you all be witness make sure the needle is clean when you let me go back to sleep and situate the piece of her picture underneath my fingers it protects me in my dreams
fuck yeah cocks =)
Deeply depressed
A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a...
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MY dick ina box ?
Im a silly whore XD
monica: lmaoo
monica: and she gives bjs
monica: so its ok
Me: pshhh no one give better bjs than me
Me: right XD
monica: i cant wait til you give me a bj
Me: lmaooo look at me im such a slut -___-
Me: i just met you today and i already owe you a bj
monica: lmfao
monica: :-D
monica: thats usually the effect i have on people
-____- thanks guys
Steph : lmao ur always hungry
Steph : make urself something to eat with thoughs soft hands lol
Steph : =P
Me : i hate you lmao
Steph : lol nooo u dont =P
and then .....
Me: so i ordered chinos
Me: o,0
Me: hehehehe
Steph: lol why with hands like urs who neeeds chinos
Steph: lol
Me: lmao i hate you even more at this point
Steph: teehee
Steph: =P
Closes conversation
Donnell: yoooo
ECHIKY: yoo
Donnell: wats good
ECHIKY: chilling playing cod
ECHIKY: you
Donnell: i just found out this bitch is pregnant
ECHIKY: who /
Donnell: wat girl do we both kno
ECHIKY: a few
ECHIKY: lol
Donnell: lol
Donnell: true
Donnell: jennifer
ECHIKY: o,0
ECHIKY: how you know
Donnell: she told me
ECHIKY: wow lol
ECHIKY: is it yours ?
Donnell: nooo
ECHIKY: so then why you mad
ECHIKY: lmfao
Donnell: cuz thats my baby y she is pregnant
ECHIKY: wait huh so its yours ?
ECHIKY: im confused
Donnell: lol
Donnell: no it is not mine
ECHIKY: cause you realize what you just wrote didnt make sense then lmao
Donnell: lol
-_____-
lost both my plugs while sleeping gahhhhhhhh!!!!
30 bucks gone =(
This nigga has some balls in his scrotum
to say i dont want to do anything with my life -__-
cause in the summer i didnt work for ups, cause they didnt offer me more work i turned down cause it was too far and i had already made plans to go back to school in the spring semester.
the same asshole who complains when i pass by to ask for money to pay for my student fee when i needed it last year to attend school, whos gives me the money...
WhO Us3 2 wriit3 liik3 thiisz
daretobeunique:
eventhemonalisaisfallingapart:
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i wont lie i used to >.<
i disgust myself
dont worry i use to too…i thought it looked cute ……
lmao oh how things change
i remember i would wear horribly baggy jeans too lmfao oh lord
WhO Us3 2 wriit3 liik3 thiisz
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i wont lie i used to >.<
i disgust myself
I share a laugh with all my strangers ;)
Me: lets have a baby =x
Angie: Lol, sorry. I don't want kids.
Me: http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/ragetoon.jpg
ANgie: Hahaha
i somewhat fall asleep and wake up singing seven...
Only pushed the way off to fight you Now I’m sorry and sorry I’m not sure Getting off my chest, the story ends
thanks to devon
i just ordered the glow in the dark plugs from bodyartforms
well im on a waiting list but i want em now
XD
fuck it 1/2 and inch here i goes
fucking neighbors
Me: WTF these niggas got a trampoline upstairs
fabe: OH DAM you know what they doing
Me: giggity
fabe: jumping really high on that trampoline
everyone: -dies-
i own 1000 ties
i never wear any ties and i used to actually enjoy wearing them =(
whos down for a random dress up day?
too lazy for xbox, no ideas to post
owells hit me up on aim ^.^
AHHHHHHHHHHH my legs asleep !!!!
ever had that feeling ?
you fucked up
my mom is an asshole
me: MOMMMMMMMM i need an electric razor =( i cant use blades, buy me one please my face is itchy
Mom: how about you go buy a dildo and go fuck yourself
me: ......
theniggaflippact XD →
everythingyouintendedtosay:
breakdownsandcupcakes:
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i can’t die without at least trying this
im scared of trying and killing my partner
-in the cop car-
cop: so why did you kill her …
Nelson: i tried the niggaflip
cop: oh man 3rd one this week
Nelson: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
theniggaflippact XD →
BRING THE MOTHER FUCKIN' RUCKUS!
"oh please, tell me Elizabeth how does one exactly...
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insomia i hate you
